Seamus P.

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Seamus P. was born in the wilds of Long Island against his will to expatriate Bostonians in 1979. He grew up the only Irish kid in an area full of people who think Brooklyn is the "old country" and that "The Godfather" is a model for living. His parents attribute his love of punk rock and anti-establishment attitudes to this fact. His favorite expression is "stop that." He has never been known to shut up.


Trivia

  • The day after he was born ESPN started.
  • The day after he was born the Patriots romped over the New York Jets 56-3.
  • He invited Hunter S. Thompson to his Eagle Scout court of honor. He got a nice card.
  • He has an autographed copy of Billy Childish's "My Fault"
  • He is the singer of Stud Ups which includes his Almightyness Chris Coletta, Joe B., Lily S. and Fran H..
  • His favorite song is The Only Ones' "Another Girl, Another Planet"
  • The "P" stands for "Penis"... probably